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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby romansh » Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:16 pm

Not exactly a joke but it does show the evils of alcohol.

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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby romansh » Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:01 pm

A really neat video

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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby romansh » Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:50 pm

"That's right!" shouted Vroomfondel, "we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby gilnv » Sun Jul 12, 2015 3:31 pm

This happens a lot to folks with cats and doors.

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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby romansh » Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:43 pm

gilnv wrote:This happens a lot to folks with cats and doors.

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:floor:

All too true.
End of next week we will have a cat as lodger for couple of weeks.
Not looking forward to that.

Mainly because it might cause me to say yes to a cat when the wife asks.
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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby romansh » Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:14 pm

Not exactly a joke, but I did have to smile

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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby gilnv » Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:23 pm

romansh wrote:Not exactly a joke, but I did have to smile



That is an interesting crowd.
Until I found out that they were holding doll-like musical instruments, I thought they were some cult that worshipped some Russian Matryoshka dolls.
Here is a clip of some non-instrumental Matryoshka dolls. They're cute too.
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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby romansh » Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:24 am

Inside the dolls are theremins ...
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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby gilnv » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:17 pm

Evidently we're all the same, even religious folks and atheists, oh, well, except for pirates. :)
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Re: Joke Thread - a spot for the one off joke

Postby romansh » Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:51 pm

Chemist's Prayer

    Our Father in heaven, Mendeleev be your name.
    Your orbitals come, your octet rule be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our covalent bonds, and forgive us our oxidations, as we also have forgiven our reducers.
    And lead us not into chemical equilibrium, but deliver us from free radicals.

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