Facts about growing older.

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Facts about growing older.

Postby gilnv » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:05 am

Noticed this on Facebook and thought it was humorous.

IMPORTANT FACTS TO REMEMBER AS YOU GROW OLDER
1. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
2. Life is sexually transmitted
3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
7. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
8. Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
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Re: Facts about growing older.

Postby Carrie » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:35 am

:lol:

Very funny!
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Re: Facts about growing older.

Postby romansh » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:08 pm

gilnv wrote:Noticed this on Facebook and thought it was humorous.

IMPORTANT FACTS TO REMEMBER AS YOU GROW OLDER
1. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
2. Life is sexually transmitted
3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
7. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
8. Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

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Re: Facts about growing older.

Postby whateverist » Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:28 am

And always remember, no matter how big the number, another birthday is always better than the alternative.
You can call me Mark or whatever.

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Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.”
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Re: Facts about growing older.

Postby Bill » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:20 pm

A lady who is over 116 years old was interviewed for a TV news item recently, and, a paraphrase, remarked that while 116 years may seem like a very long time to us, for her it had all passed by in a trice.
The only reality is the moment that we call "Now".
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